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Windows 7: Satan's OS, gift from Jesus, or Bourgeois plaything?

When I came home for lunch today, there was a Dell box sitting on the porch. Oddly enough, there was a Dell computer inside of it. So I swapped it with what I was using before and discovered it has something called Windows 7.

Have you used it? Has it used you? Linux users, tell me why I'm a loser for not compiling my own OS. Mac users, tell me how much more advanced and arty you are then me (Bonus points if your real name is Arty. Or Mac.)

I typed "Do you love me?" into the Search bar and was told, No items match your search. Should I be worried?


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Declan on a borrowed Acer netbook 125,303 26
08/23/2011 09:10 PM

I thought Vista was the Devil's handiwork.

My software tech wants me to uninstall Vista and install 7. I think I will tell him to take a flying leap.

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Brad Poynter 29,110 43
08/23/2011 09:29 PM

Do you remember Windows 95? It really sucked so they patched the hell out of it until it worked right, changed the looks a little and then slapped the Windows 98 label on it. Windows 98 sucked much less and people used it for a long time.

Then Windows Me came out. It sucked so much most people stuck with Windows 98 so they crossed it with their server platform, Windows 2000 Server, changed the looks a little and called it Windows XP. XP sucked much less and people used it for a long time, even now.

Then Windows Vista came out. It sucked so much that most people stuck with XP so they patched the Shakespeare out of it, added some cool dodads and called it Windows 7.

According to the natural cycle it will be the good OS until they come out with the next travesty.

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Source: http://www.zug.com/live/88295/Windows-7-Satans-OS-gift-from-Jesus-or-Bourgeois-plaything

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